one year old....part 2

It's Christmas time...nobody is reading the blog...I hope people come back.

So...I was doing a year recap because my blog just had it's 1 year birthday...yes there was cake.

I am now up to June...you can tell this is when my blog got boring...nothing great happened in June.

Now July....

Well.... Still nothing....

August....

Well the blog isn't quite that interesting....but my life was a bit...

Matt came to visit...I had a birthday...I met some cool people...Brian went to Germany...came back and decided to date the lead singer of the Christian band he was in...I then turned into an absolute mess...until I realized I needed to snap out of it...because he certainly did treat me like poo.

September...

well Asher wrote about me on his blog...it was pretty funny... I guess I will repost it...it was funny I thought...

Dangit. Nothing's been going right since Rose left for class. I meant to ask her where the link was to her dancing so I could link all yall's who stop by to it. Then I wouldn't update my page for like a month; that way I could make sure everyone saw it. It's pretty funny. Cute, funny... and definitely random as hell. Then I would collect a survey to see who thought what of it. Anyway, now that's not gonna happen cause I needed to tend to this column, now the column is fruokerd w/ the fraction collector being broken, I don't have time to hang around and do it myself... unless I come back at like 11 tonight but I'll probably be really tired and won't want to, and Rose left when I went to tend to the column. Screw this, I'm going home. I've got better things to do.

Rose is thinking about moving away, and this makes me sad. She's not going to anytime soon to my knowledge, but still the thought of it is upsetting for several reasons. Let's take a moment to reflect on the wonderment that is Rose.

She likes sweet corn on the cob. Look at the excitement in those eyes. Oh yea, she likes sepia pictures too. This was on Rose's birthday when we all went to the state fair and watched the cloggers and had beef on a stick... and tried to get Rose to stand under the Grand Champion Heffer sign while we took a picture. It would've been funny cause she only weighs like a buck and a real competitive heffer usually weighs over a ton. Oh yea... and she's not a cow. In fact that would've been funny on several levels... moving along.




She's smart, she's got a pretty voice though she doesn't like "showing it off"... more like she's shy about it, she always says there's no drama in her life but it's more like she just has tunnel vision for what she's looking for or what she wants. It's pretty funny; she just doesn't notice the drama. I envy her for that; I notice the drama but I always just try to not get caught up in it. Sometimes it gets offended and punches your roommate, then you have to pull them out of it. I also seem to absorb the drama for her; I guess I should've realized it this time: (story)



It was sometime this summer, we were at Peppers, where Rose always hangs out on the weekend. This was the Peppers in the Ripple, but Rose is to be found at any given Peppers on any given Thursday-Saturday night. She was dancin a jig on the dance floor (wish I had that video) and some dude got all up on her. I had run slater sprints about 4 hours prior to the time and I was in no mood to dance... nor were my legs. So I'm leaning on the bar, her boyfriend's on stage or I'm sure he would've done something, but I wasn't really paying attention to anything except the music and my drink; the latter getting very little, I was more interested in just relaxing. Then Rose yells at me from across the dance floor and motions for me to get over there. She had been trying to coax me into dancing all night, and I explained how tired my legs were and that I didn't want to dance, so I just shake my head. Then she gets a more serious look and motions again, and I'm like okay whatever. When I get over there she's like, "Stand right here." I'm thinking sweet! I get to be a pole! Poles get danced on! No, more like Rose had strategically placed an unsuspecting Asher in between her and this smelly redneck dude w/ a patch on his head who looked like he'd gotten in a fight earlier that night.



Nice.



Needless to say, I thanked Rose as the guy bumped into me twice. He had at least two friends with him that I could see, but at that point I really didn't care; I told Rose that she was going to bail me out when I went to jail, which she said wasn't going to happen. As usual, she was right, but she was close to not being right; aside from some disdainful looks and the two bumps, the guy really didn't do anything. He was a skinny guy... that made me a little nervous. See, people think just cause you're bigger than someone that you'll be the victor in a fight. There are many cases where this is indeed true; wrestling, cage matches, boxing, etc.... fighting venues with rules. Street fights, no rules, skinny guys carry weapons or find weapons real quick and use them in the dirtiest way possible if their opponent is bigger, and sometimes just because they're skinny.


Anyway, I'm straying from the point. The point is, the douche represented drama, Rose represented herself, and I represented myself. She always wonders why my life has so much drama. It's cause I'm blocking it from her! I mean just randomly there are fights outside my door, people wreckin shit, going to jail, tires getting slashed, baby's mamas cryin. That is a lot of random drama. Too much for one person, so that's my theory. Somehow I'm absorbing the drama Rose is supposed to be getting. Thanks for keeping my life exciting Rose.



Wow that was a helluvatangent. Rose is cool for a variety of reasons and maybe when I get the link for the dance I'll make a list to follow... since basically my life isn't going to change too much over the next week.

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I learned how to use tracts...
click here to learn yourself...

I proved a limit

I talked about this poster...
Oh...and I met "Chemistry guy" Now known as Nathan...

That's all for September....Moving on to October....

Well the most exciting thing is that I dressed up like Elmo... Yep that's not only Elmo... That's Elmo in a nursing outfit....pretty cool if youy ask me.


Ok... How about November?

Well... Heather (a girl I went to school with in 1-3 grade) came up from Texas to visit. I also stood out in the cold the day after Thanksgiving...that was crazy...



I also past 8th grade math and 8th grade science...yes!

Alright!!!!! Time for December!!!!

Of course you really need to see this

Well basically the whole month is all about the super stellar Colts! Oh!!! AND I GOT TO GO TO CLEVELAND AND SEE U2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Another very memorable event was Tyannnannana and Josh moving to Cincy...that wasn't December at all....but I still haven't written a big post about them....IT's Coming!!!!

So pretty much the last 6 months on my blog hasn't been too crazy interesting...I'll have to spice it up....

Hopefully you guys will stick around...

One year old...

I am not sure if I will update again before Christmas or not.

So if not...I would like to say happy birthday to my bloc! It was on Christmas last year (or actually the 26th because if was after midnight) that I started this blog. I was inspired by Tyana because she had a super rocking blog. It's been an interesting year with a wide range of topics. Fun times were had by all.

I would like to thank all of you who have been around since the beginning and all of you that joined up sometime later in the year. I hope that it has been some what entertaining for you.

What are some of your favorite memories of times on this blog? I am going to do a recap of the year with stuff from some of my memorable things.

The melted snowman...

Star Trek...
all the various words of the day... I must get those back in here.... what was the first word you ask? phosphofructokinase....

Meeting Scot Pollard...

this guy...
Both the Numa Numa guy and Baby got book....the links don't work anymore so if you didn't see those....google them....it's funny.

The blog war with brianisrockhard ...that was good times...for old times...you can fire a bullet his way if you want.

All of the crazy debating that went on in March. Check that out in the archives...march 2004.

my crazy boots...
ass-tapping... if you never checked this out...you must...it's absolutely hilarious...

how to kiss... I know nobody else probably finds it too funny...but ask tracy and kenda...and they will tell you we were rolling on the floor.

me wearing socks on my feet so i could get in the pit area at the track... you really had to be there.

this...
And that takes you through june.... I will break this into two parts....the rest of the year will be coming soon.

I know you are biting your fingernails!!!!

how depressing...the Colt's finally lost...

they played like poo

They toyed with my heart.

I thought they were going to make it...

they even got ahead by a point...

they didnt.

dang it.

Oh well...we already clenched everything we needed in the regular season...so Superbowl...we are still coming your way.

Yeah...

Go Colts!!!!!

We are so awesome...yep...

aren't you guys happy?? I took the annoying video off the page...now you don't have to listen to it every time.

louie louie

This is my roommate's dog louie. He hates his pimp coat. I think it's hilarious.

Alright...Finals are DONE! Sweet...

GO COLTS!!!!!!!

why oh why???

I wonder why I graduated from college and then decided it was a wonderful idea to go back...with no purpose really set in place. Now I have to endure things such as...FINALS. mmm...math...good stuff. So I have one today...I have been dragging my lazy butt actually getting on studying for it.

I WENT TO U2 THIS WEEKEND AND IT WAS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING!!!! Our seats were awesome. They were in the club level...first row. We got crazy lucky though. If our seats had been one seat over...we would have been relocated somewhere else. There was a huge camera...people that had seats around it had to keep being moved elsewhere. Anyway...so Bono...he's cool. He said some pretty cool stuff...I really like the Edge. I think the Edge is my favorite. He plays the guitar pretty good. Anyway...a cool part of the concert was when Bono brought a little girl on stage and had her sing with him. She had gum in her mouth...he told her she may want to spit it out and he put out his hand. She spit her gum in his hand and he put it in his pocket. It was pretty darn cool. Anyway...it was fun.

The Colts are still undefeated. That's awesome! They sucked for so long...it's about time they do good! Oh well...we've got all the goals we need as far as making it to the playoffs with a first round bye and home field advantage...hopefully we do good in the playoffs!!! I would love to see us go to the Superbowl.

Damn Ron Artest. Why would any team want him??? He is trouble. TROUBLE! I thought he was doing pretty good this season. I was glad he was back. I understand him wanting to be traded...but he went and told the media before talking to the team! I hope they feed him to the sharks...give him to Detroit. Of course then he would do good...give them more firing power...

I am going to start tutoring a first grader in Spanish today....how cute is that??? I am going to teach him his numbers...with m&m's! It's going to be super!

Did you guys not watch the video? I was expecting a ton more feedback. Tyana...what happened was I was over at my friend Josh's house sometime this summer with him and his girlfriend. He showed me some other video of another friend doing some ghetto dancing. I told him he should get a video of every girl that came over. I told him I would dance. He picked the song...and there I went. If you are confused...see last post...

what up home fry?

First of all...

I know you guys are probably sick of hearing about it...but it's this weekend...so maybe soon I will quit talking about it...

I GET TO SEE U2 ON SATURDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah...I am pretty excited about it. I get to see Addie too. She lives in Cleveland. I went to school with her at Cumberland. It's been a looong time since I have seen her.

Next...I probably won't update again till after U2 so

GO COLTS!!!!!!!!!




Third...

If think that you need to watch this....I promise you will laugh. It's me dancing...I don't really know what got into me. That's what makes it funny. It's from the summer sometime...about 4 a.m. I promise that I am not even drunk. I didn't even drink that night. You will never be able to listen to that Black Eyed Peas song the same way again...

Alright...have a good weekend!

today is my last immunology class...

And that makes me pretty excited.

I learned a lot in that class the few times I actually went. I do stress the FEW times I went. I have had a problem since I started school. I am pretty much a slacker. Well sort of a slacker. I remember getting in trouble in second grade for not writing out my spelling words 5 times each. I would try to rush and do them right before they were due. I did fine on my spelling tests. In my mind that means that I don't need to write out my spelling words. Well...I went to a school that definitely did paddle the kids...and I got sent to the principal's office several times because of not doing homework...and I got paddled. What's ironic is now I am tutoring this middle schooler in spanish...and apparantly she has a tough time spelling her vocab words. I told her a great way to fix that is write the words out 5 times each. Ha. When I was in 4th grade, I got in school suspension for not doing my homework. I had to stay in the principal's office until I finished all the homework. The problem continued into high school. I wasn't a fan of doing the homework, or research papers for that matter. My tests scores were always great, so it didn't cause too huge of a problem. I do remember getting a D in honors US history for not doing the research paper. In college, I just didnt go to class. Did good on tests...didn't do homework...So...immunology...I missed the first half of the semester...except for test days...I had to go the last eight lectures to do the in-class exercises. That leaves me with a B in the class. Sweet...Alright...that was a lot of random rambling...I'm sorry.

*I got to hang out with Asher on Friday. That was fun. I didn't get to hang out too late or drink any because I had a run the next morning. I was desperatly trying to get the last of the tequilla out of the shot Asher took. I love that stuff.

*On Saturday...I did the Jingle Bell Run....You can find a picture of me running at here, group 1, page 9, 1st pic on the page (pic 161 I think). It was super cold...It was fun though. I am crazy fast! Oh wait...jk

*Went the the Pacers game last night...it was tragic...meaning we lost...dang Pacers.

oh weekend here you come!!!!

this is funny...I stole it from Tyana.

This right here...thank God...know more annoying sound...


*In one week I am heading to Cleveland to see U2!!!!!!!!!!! I am sort of excited...

*Tomorrow morning I am running in the Jingle Bell Run. You get to put bells on your shoes...ha.

*Sometimes I feel like I have nothing to say even though I have a lot to say. I am just too lazy to type it. You know?

*So I am thinking REALLY seriously about moving to Chicago next year. I get a call from my mom....she tells me she is moving to Chicago in March. What???? Oh well...I think she is going for the suburbs...I want to live straight up in the city yo.

*Colts play on Sunday...we are going for 12-0!!!! Go us...we can do it.

Now... this quite possibly could be the hottest picture ever...I mean look at it...I am one hot piece of something...maybe snot??
At least that is sort of interesting...or something. Sort of disturbing...but still interesting. I can't help it if sometimes I get the urge to stick my finger up my nose. Everybody does right? Alright...enough of this conversation...I hope everybody has a great weekend!